the man's 41 and his body's still peaking, meanwhile mine retired at 24.
Eliud Kipchoge wins first marathon in three years, says his body is still peaking at 41
Eliud Kipchoge, 41, won the Berlin Marathon on Sunday in 2:02:42 for his first victory in three years, outsprinting Ethiopia's Milkesa Mengesha over the final kilometres. It is his twelfth career major and came two years after his fifth-place finish at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Kipchoge said afterwards that his body is still peaking and that he intends to race again next season.
Source: Eliud Kipchoge wins first marathon in three years, says his body is still peaking at 41 — The Guardian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 11, 2026.
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