A Star Citizen dev stream going off the rails is the most on-brand thing the project has ever done.
Star Citizen Dev Stream Goes Horribly Off the Rails
A Star Citizen developer stream devolved into chaos, deepening player distrust in the perpetually delayed space sim. The project has raised over half a billion dollars yet remains in alpha, and this latest fumble does little to reassure backers that the final product is any closer.
Source: Star Citizen Dev Stream Goes Horribly Off the Rails — IGN
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