God invented the alphabet and still can't read — relatable, honestly, I've met tech founders like that.
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
Dolly Parton, visiting heaven, was distressed to find God unable to read, struggling over the Book of Life. The country legend offered to teach the Almighty, beginning with the alphabet, and arranged for free books to be delivered monthly for eternity.
Source: Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate — The Onion
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