A $400 toy that just stands there looking cool is still more reliable than EA's servers.
Hot Toys Reveals Star Wars Jedi: Survivor 1/6 Scale Jetpack Trooper
Hot Toys announced a 1/6 scale Jetpack Trooper from Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, priced around $400. The collectible captures the game's design but offers no in-game benefits. Fans are already debating whether the figure's static pose is better than the game's actual jetpack mechanics.
Source: Hot Toys Reveals Star Wars Jedi: Survivor 1/6 Scale Jetpack Trooper — Bleeding Cool News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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