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Roberto Carlos Marries Morocco-Rooted Agent Souhaila Ettahiri
Souhaila Ettahiri, a Morocco-rooted agent, married Brazilian football legend Roberto Carlos. The private ceremony drew attention given Carlos's iconic career, including his 1997 free kick against France. Details of the couple's relationship remain scarce, but the internet has taken notice of the international match.
Source: Roberto Carlos Marries Morocco-Rooted Agent Souhaila Ettahiri — Morocco World News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 18, 2026.
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