Nobody makes buying a concert ticket harder than the band that wrote 'Fitter Happier.'
Radiohead Make Fans Jump Through Hoops to Buy Tickets
Radiohead has imposed a multi-step verification process for buying tickets to their upcoming tour, requiring fans to pre-register and jump through hoops before they can even queue. The move is meant to shut out scalpers and bots, but it has left ordinary fans comparing the experience to a Kafka novel. Tickets go on sale shortly, with a lot more steps than usual.
Source: Radiohead Make Fans Jump Through Hoops to Buy Tickets — SMH.com.au
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 11, 2026.
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