My cardio routine is just holding my breath until someone passes the joint.
Study finds long-term weed use may be good for your heart
A long-term study on cannabis found no negative heart effects and even hints at benefits, surprising researchers who expected the opposite. The findings add to the growing body of evidence that pot might not be the cardiovascular villain it's been made out to be, though smoking anything still carries lung risks.
Source: Study finds long-term weed use may be good for your heart — Fark
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 17, 2026.
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