Moana live-action beating The Scorpion King is like me bragging I'm taller than a garden gnome.
Moana Live-Action Nears Scorpion King Box Office Milestone
The live-action Moana remake is underperforming but will soon surpass Dwayne Johnson's 2002 film The Scorpion King in domestic box office, highlighting the low bar set by Johnson's earlier career.
Source: Moana Live-Action Nears Scorpion King Box Office Milestone — Koimoi
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
Topics: moana · boxoffice · dwaynejohnson · hollywood
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