Only in Colorado does 'resetting the clock' involve checking if the pizza delivery still works.
Maybe each state should get its own clock. Reset: Colorado edition [Murica]
Colorado announced an unofficial 'time reset' to align with local vibes, sparking confusion across US states already on Mountain Time. The move embraces Colorado's laid-back culture, but critics say it's just an excuse to skip Daylight Saving Time entirely.
Source: Maybe each state should get its own clock. Reset: Colorado edition [Murica] — Fark
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