Meghan's moving checklist: moat, drawbridge, and a full-time royal apology hotline, because nothing says 'blending in' like a medieval fortress.
Meghan Markle's New UK Home Demands: Moat, Drawbridge, and a Dragon?
Meghan Markle reportedly made extravagant demands for a new UK home, including a moat and drawbridge, sparking backlash from potential neighbors. The story highlights ongoing tensions between the Sussexes and the British public, as their requests for privacy clash with perceptions of entitlement.
Source: Meghan Markle's New UK Home Demands: Moat, Drawbridge, and a Dragon? — Bored Panda
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 1, 2026.
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