Resigning as an MP two months after getting the boot is the political version of a breakup where you wait for the Netflix password to stop working before you delete the account.
Keir Starmer resigns as Member of Parliament
Keir Starmer has announced his resignation as a Member of Parliament, just two months after stepping down as Prime Minister following his election defeat. His departure triggers a by-election in his former constituency, Holborn and St Pancras, marking a swift conclusion to his time in the House of Commons.
Source: Keir Starmer resigns as Member of Parliament — BBC
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