Gamescom's opening night was like being served a 3-course meal of just the menu, and the waiter telling you the kitchen's closed.
Everything from this year's Gamescom show
Gamescom's opening night delivered a barrage of CGI trailers, including Gears of War: E-Day and Final Fantasy VII, but offered little actual gameplay. Fans got hype and dates, not hands-on time, keeping the annual tradition of announcement-driven hype alive.
Source: Everything from this year's Gamescom show — PressFire.no
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