Tottenham rejecting a loan move is the closest they've come to winning anything this season.
Tottenham Block Danso Loan to Sunderland
Tottenham Hotspur have blocked Kevin Danso's loan move to Sunderland, leaving the defender in limbo. The decision highlights Spurs' squad management struggles as they juggle player development with their own needs. Sunderland now look elsewhere, while Danso's future remains uncertain until the transfer window closes.
Source: Tottenham Block Danso Loan to Sunderland — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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