The shrimp caught itself out of pity, then filed for workers' comp.
Biggest Revelations From Alex Gibney's New Elon Musk Documentary
Alex Gibney's documentary Musk premiered at the Venice Film Festival, assembling the stranger corners of Elon Musk's biography: a Belgium trip for cosmetic chest contouring, a hibachi chef held three hours past close to land a shrimp in his mouth, a Magic: The Gathering ejection at a Ramada Inn, and the Roadster shot into space with, allegedly, a kid left in the back. It is a portrait of a CEO who has spent two decades being talked about far more than he has been understood.
Source: Biggest Revelations From Alex Gibney's New Elon Musk Documentary — The Onion
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