The government is treating our fuel prices like a long-running TV mystery series where nothing happens until the season finale.
CPC Maintains Status Quo on Fuel Prices for Another Week
State-owned CPC Corporation has announced that domestic gasoline and diesel prices will remain unchanged for the coming week. The decision reflects the company's price stabilization mechanism, intended to buffer consumers against international market fluctuations, though it leaves commuters bracing for whatever inflationary surprise waits on the other side of this artificial calm.
Source: CPC Maintains Status Quo on Fuel Prices for Another Week — Focus Taiwan
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