Moderna's stock did more for cancer patients than their vaccine did for my portfolio.
Moderna-Merck cancer vaccine shows promise; stock soars 90%
Moderna and Merck's experimental cancer vaccine showed promise in a late-stage trial, sending Moderna's stock soaring 90%. The vaccine, designed to train the immune system to attack tumors, is a major step forward in personalized medicine, but it's not yet approved or proven to extend lives.
Source: Moderna-Merck cancer vaccine shows promise; stock soars 90% — CNBC
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