Finally, a wearable that monetizes the one thing we all do for free.
Smart underwear that counts your farts
A new 'smart' underwear product uses built-in sensors to detect and tally flatulence, logging each event to a companion smartphone app with counts and historical data. The device is pitched as a health and wellness tool that tracks gut activity over time. Early reviewers have focused on the obvious social awkwardness of wearing a garment that keeps a running scoreboard of your gas.
Source: Smart underwear that counts your farts — r/nottheonion
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