Canucks' Max Sasson: One of each Tuesday
Max Sasson of the Vancouver Canucks recorded a goal, an assist and a penalty in Tuesday's game, a stat line the box score lists as one of each. The rookie forward's night came in a Canucks uniform, with the club's official feed and CBS Sports both flagging the odd triple. Vancouver's next game follows on the schedule as normal.
Source: Canucks' Max Sasson: One of each Tuesday — cbssports.com
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