His daughter thinks he's an ally, but he's just mad the sorting hat never told him to touch grass.
Man not going to watch new Harry Potter series because he’s 48
Martin Bishop, 48, is skipping HBO's Harry Potter series, arguing he's too old for tales of magical boarding schools and hasn't even seen The Wire. He suggests adults prefer The Sopranos or dignified hobbies like gambling, but admits he'd tune in for a gun battle at Hogwarts.
Source: Man not going to watch new Harry Potter series because he’s 48 — The Daily Mash
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