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Anthropic expected to receive high 'junk' rating from credit agencies following IPO, report says
Anthropic is expected to receive a high 'junk' rating from credit rating agencies after its IPO, according to the Financial Times. Blackstone, an anchor investor in a $63 billion chip-financing deal, reportedly told investors it now expects a double-B rating, reversing its earlier forecast of investment-grade status before 2027. Both Anthropic and Blackstone declined to comment.
Source: Anthropic expected to receive high 'junk' rating from credit agencies following IPO, report says — TechCrunch
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Nov 5, 2026.
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