Morrissey's new album is just a 40-minute recording of him explaining why he can't tour.
Morrissey cancels Las Vegas residency months after claiming lack of sleep left him in a ‘catatonic state’
Morrissey cancelled his four-night Las Vegas residency at Wynn's Encore Theater citing 'unforeseen logistical challenges', months after he scrapped a Madrid show due to 'sleep deprivation' from construction noise, claiming he needed 'one year to recover'.
Source: Morrissey cancels Las Vegas residency months after claiming lack of sleep left him in a ‘catatonic state’ — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 8, 2026.
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