Nothing says punk rebellion like leaving a concert early to beat traffic.
Descendents Appeal To Aging Fanbase With New Song 'Milo Goes to Bed Before 10'
The Descendents debuted 'Milo Goes to Bed Before 10' at the Hollywood Palladium, catering to aging fans with relatable lyrics about Metamucil and early nights. The band plans an 'Oldage' album and a tour where shows end by 8 p.m. sharp.
Source: Descendents Appeal To Aging Fanbase With New Song 'Milo Goes to Bed Before 10' — The Hard Times
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