Adam Driver just joined the X-Men, which means he'll now play a mutant who's emotionally constipated and can't use his powers properly—so basically every role he's ever had.
X-Men Cast Unveiled: Adam Driver, Inde Navarrette, Christopher Abbott
Marvel finally revealed the cast for its upcoming X-Men reboot, with Adam Driver, Inde Navarrette, and Christopher Abbott boarding the mutant saga. The announcement has fans buzzing, but the real story is how Driver's signature brooding intensity will translate to superhero spandex—and whether he'll ever crack a smile.
Source: X-Men Cast Unveiled: Adam Driver, Inde Navarrette, Christopher Abbott — The Hollywood Reporter
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