suppression order so strong even the police can't Google him
Police seek public's help in tracking down at-large prominent New Zealander, but cannot name them
Police Commissioner Richard Chambers held a press conference in New Zealand asking the public to report sightings of a prominent New Zealander who escaped custody, but could not name them due to name suppression orders. Chambers advised people not to approach the individual, then described them as 'armed and potentially dangerous' before questioning his own notes and suggesting it might mean 'has arms'. He offered that the person is male, female, non-binary or another identity, and 'sentient, mostly upright', and confirmed there is a good chance the public has never heard of them.
Source: Police seek public's help in tracking down at-large prominent New Zealander, but cannot name them — The Civilian NZ
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