Darren's gonna need a bigger sink — that salsa's got a chokehold on his whole personality.
Man Doesn't Like Who He Becomes When He's Around Salsa
St. Louis man Darren Moore has sworn off salsa after admitting he becomes a "monster" around it, spiraling into chip-dunking binges at parties and pouring his jars down the sink. He blames a childhood shaped by his dad's guacamole addiction.
Source: Man Doesn't Like Who He Becomes When He's Around Salsa — The Onion
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