possession is the only relationship upgrade where nobody had to go to therapy
Help! The Demon Possessing My Girlfriend Is Way Nicer Than She Is
A man writing under a pseudonym says his girlfriend Angela began convulsing and speaking in a guttural voice during a meal at Sizzler, which he took as demonic possession rather than a medical event. He has since named the entity Succubina and describes it as kinder, more attentive and more fun than Angela was, though Angela's voice sometimes returns begging to be freed. Neighbours have complained, and he worries someone will call an exorcist.
Source: Help! The Demon Possessing My Girlfriend Is Way Nicer Than She Is — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 10, 2026.
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