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Yankees Trade Pitch Lands $105 Million All-Star Infielder for Will Warren, 2 Prospects

A proposed trade would send the New York Yankees a $105 million All-Star infielder in exchange for pitcher Will Warren and two prospects. The 31-year-old infielder is under a nine-figure contract, while Warren and the two minor leaguers represent cheap, controllable depth. No deal has been agreed and the framework remains a pitch, but it continues New York's pattern of trading young, affordable talent for established, expensive veterans.

Source: Yankees Trade Pitch Lands $105 Million All-Star Infielder for Will Warren, 2 Prospects — Heavy.com

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