Trump Drowns In 2-Inch Puddle
President Donald Trump, 80, died after slipping on a wet stone paver and falling into a two‑inch puddle of rainwater while walking toward Marine One in Washington on Wednesday, according to anonymous sources who said he could not lift himself out and drowned.
Source: Trump Drowns In 2-Inch Puddle — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 28, 2026.
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