Newcastle's leadership group is now just a group of guys who really like tackling
Jaissle confirms Joelinton as Newcastle United vice-captain
Newcastle United head coach Matthias Jaissle confirmed Joelinton as the club's new vice-captain, handing the Brazilian a formal leadership role amid an admission that the squad's leadership group needed refreshing. The move rewards Joelinton's influence on and off the pitch as Newcastle look to build on a strong season.
Source: Jaissle confirms Joelinton as Newcastle United vice-captain — Chronicle Live
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