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Italian scientists bet on octopus to fight crab invasion
Italian scientists are testing an octopus as a biological weapon against an invasive crab species, betting on its natural predation to restore balance in the Adriatic. Early trials show promise, but researchers admit the octopus has expensive tastes and a mind of its own.
Source: Italian scientists bet on octopus to fight crab invasion — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 24, 2026.
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