The only thing getting sacked harder than a quarterback this weekend is my entire Sunday, and I volunteered for it.
NFL RedZone Returns for Week 1: How to Watch Every Sunday Touchdown
NFL Week 1 kicks off with the return of NFL RedZone, the seven-hour commercial-free channel that flips between every Sunday afternoon game the moment a team enters the red zone. Viewers can stream it via NFL+, YouTube TV, or cable, with Scott Hanson hosting the marathon whip-around coverage. Yahoo Sports published the viewing guide for the season opener.
Source: NFL RedZone Returns for Week 1: How to Watch Every Sunday Touchdown — Yahoo Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 15, 2026.
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