Finally, science confirms what every office worker knew: the most dangerous thing in the world is a 9 AM meeting.
Scientists pinpoint the deadliest day – and it's not Friday the 13th
Researchers analyzing heart attack and emergency data found the deadliest day of the week isn't Friday the 13th but Monday, with a spike in cardiac events. The study suggests the stress of returning to work after the weekend may be a trigger, adding a grim twist to the Sunday scaries.
Source: Scientists pinpoint the deadliest day – and it's not Friday the 13th — New Atlas
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 9, 2026.
Topics: science · psychology · statistics · health · superstition · fridaythe13th
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