the whale didn't sink the yacht. it just wanted to see the people who keep singing about it.
Whale sinks yacht in South Pacific, sailors rescued alive 18 hours later
A whale struck and sank a yacht in the South Pacific. The crew of sailors managed to abandon ship and survived roughly 18 hours in the water before a rescue operation located them alive. All aboard were recovered; the yacht was lost. The incident was reported by CBS News, which did not name the vessel or specify the exact coordinates. There were no fatalities.
Source: Whale sinks yacht in South Pacific, sailors rescued alive 18 hours later — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 2, 2026.
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