The only thing thicker than Peru's baby registry is Haaland's Norwegian brows.
Hundreds of Peruvian newborns named after Norway striker Haaland
Hundreds of Peruvian parents have named their newborns after Norwegian striker Erling Haaland, inspired by his intense gaze and goal-scoring prowess. Maternity wards report a spike in tiny blonde babies and a shared facial expression of pure menace.
Source: Hundreds of Peruvian newborns named after Norway striker Haaland — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 14, 2026.
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