The Met Office just announced 34 areas will get rained on, which is like your doctor announcing you have 206 bones.
Met Office names 34 areas facing heavy rain on Monday
The Met Office has issued a heavy rain warning for Monday covering 34 named areas across the UK, and published the full regional list alongside the forecast. The warning means those locations should expect persistent downpours through the day, with the potential for localised flooding and travel disruption. The agency has not issued any further detail beyond the list and the timing, which runs across Monday. Residents in the named areas are advised to check local conditions before travelling.
Source: Met Office names 34 areas facing heavy rain on Monday — Daily Express
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