We've finally quantified every aspect of our lives except the one that actually matters—whether we're having fun.
What I track in a day
Victoria Song's Optimizer newsletter catalogs her daily tracking obsession, from steps to caffeine, in a deadpan riff on 'What I eat in a day' videos. A sharp look at wellness culture's quantified-self madness.
Source: What I track in a day — The Verge
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
Topics: fitness · wearables · tracking · tech · lifestyle
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