The Swiss 'Underpants Index' is just a fancy way of saying: if your soil can't eat cotton, it's not the soil that's dead—it's your garden's will to live.

Soil Scientists Bury 2,000 Underpants to Prove a Point

University of Zurich researchers buried over 2,000 cotton underpants across Swiss landscapes for two months, measuring decomposition as a citizen-science gauge of soil health. The 'Underpants Index' aims to spotlight rapid soil degradation threatening global food security and biodiversity. Findings published in Plants, People, Planet.

Source: Soil Scientists Bury 2,000 Underpants to Prove a Point — ScienceAlert

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