Nothing says 'reliable railway' like a plan that only works when it's not raining.
Railway upgrades promise flood-resilience for North Wales and Borders
Network Rail announces August upgrades for North Wales and the Borders, promising a more reliable and flood-resilient railway. The work aims to improve infrastructure resilience against flooding, though passengers may face disruptions during the upgrades. The project is part of ongoing efforts to modernize the network.
Source: Railway upgrades promise flood-resilience for North Wales and Borders — networkrailmediacentre.co.uk
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