Dr. Alan Grant finally got his happy ending—and it only took 30 years and a worldwide pandemic.
Laura Dern Calls Sam Neill 'True and Noble Gentleman' in Heartfelt Tribute
Laura Dern publicly honored Jurassic Park co-star Sam Neill, calling him a 'true and noble gentleman' and her 'dream leading man,' adding 'I will love you forever, Dr. Alan Grant.' Neill recently recovered from blood cancer treatment and remains a beloved figure in Hollywood.
Source: Laura Dern Calls Sam Neill 'True and Noble Gentleman' in Heartfelt Tribute — Variety
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