The Dallas Wings are the only team that makes Valhalla look like a step up.
Wings vs Valkyries: WNBA Showdown Preview
The WNBA's Golden State Valkyries host the Dallas Wings in a regular-season matchup. Both teams are rebuilding, but the Wings' struggles have become a running joke in the league. Expect a competitive game as the Valkyries look to build momentum in their inaugural season.
Source: Wings vs Valkyries: WNBA Showdown Preview — Yahoo Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 24, 2026.
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