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Sylvester Stallone says a psych ward patient nearly ripped his groin off

Sylvester Stallone's memoir, The Steps, out September 29, recounts his teenage years at a Pennsylvania high school that sent misbehaving students to a psychiatric facility he calls Park Lodge or the Snake Pit. He says he spent two weeks there and was attacked in the bathroom by a naked patient nicknamed Jay Bird, who grabbed at his throat and groin before guards pulled the man off and beat him with razor straps. Stallone says the principal later asked if he had learned his lesson.

Source: Sylvester Stallone says a psych ward patient nearly ripped his groin off — Page Six

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