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Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control

Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control

Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control

A Gallup poll reported in Washington on November 2, 2026 found that nearly one-third of U.S. adults now press a lit cigarette to their arm, with 78% saying the pain gives them a sense of control, and a 500% rise among those under 30 since 2016.

Photograph: The Onion

Source: Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control — The Onion

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Nov 2, 2026.

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