the release was just the names, which is also how they picked them

Pulgar-Garcia, Pereira Join SMU Men's Tennis Coaching Staff

SMU athletics announced two additions to its men's tennis coaching staff, naming Pulgar-Garcia and Pereira to the program. The school did not disclose their specific roles, prior records, or what prompted the hires in a release that consisted largely of the two names. Men's tennis remains one of several sports SMU sponsors at the varsity level, and the program now carries two more coaches than most people knew it had.

Source: Pulgar-Garcia, Pereira Join SMU Men's Tennis Coaching Staff — SMU Athletics

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