corporate law is just paying someone $500/hour to argue about which way a cartoon mammal is pointing.

Buc-ee's finally stops suing over which way a cartoon beaver looks

Buc-ee's reached a legal settlement with the Ohio-based gas station chain Meijer over a trademark dispute centered on their cartoon beaver logos. Buc-ee's had alleged that the Meijer mascot, a beaver named 'Bucky,' infringed on their intellectual property, specifically citing the mascot's right-facing orientation. Both companies agreed to modify their branding as part of the resolution.

Source: Buc-ee's finally stops suing over which way a cartoon beaver looks — r/nottheonion

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 2, 2026.