Imagine being the person who thought giving JetBlue more opportunities to strand people in New York was the solution to a national crisis.
JetBlue acquires new takeoff and landing slots at LaGuardia Airport
JetBlue Airways has secured takeoff and landing rights for 12 additional round-trip flights at LaGuardia Airport. The move aims to bolster the airline's presence in the Northeast corridor. For passengers, this mostly means more options for the same familiar experience of sitting on a tarmac while waiting for a gate agent to find their will to live.
Source: JetBlue acquires new takeoff and landing slots at LaGuardia Airport — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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