I'd be more excited if the aging they reversed wasn't in someone else's skin sample.
Can This New Enzyme Turn Back the Clock in the Human Body?
Scientists engineered an enzyme that reverses a key marker of aging by up to 70% in human tissue samples, raising hopes for future anti-aging treatments. The enzyme targets a type of protein damage akin to bread browning, but human trials remain far off.
Source: Can This New Enzyme Turn Back the Clock in the Human Body? — The New York Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
Topics: longevity · antiaging · biotech · science · wellness · healthtech
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