25 years to perfect a recipe no one asked for.
Texas man looks forward to 25 years of toilet wine after 12th DUI conviction [Dumbass]
A Texas man got his 12th DUI and now faces 25 years in prison—long enough to become a connoisseur of homemade prison hooch. Clearly, the first 11 convictions were just practice.
Source: Texas man looks forward to 25 years of toilet wine after 12th DUI conviction [Dumbass] — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
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