Shatner's metal band is called The *uckers — the asterisk is for how many fucks he gives about genres.
William Shatner's metal band is playing Riot Fest
William Shatner, at 95, is bringing his metal band The *uckers to Riot Fest 2026, joining a lineup that includes the Pixies and Patti Smith. The actor known for his idiosyncratic speaking style will perform for the first time with the band, whose name includes an asterisk as a deliberate part of the moniker.
Source: William Shatner's metal band is playing Riot Fest — BoingBoing
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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