Chelsea's recruitment strategy is just speed-dating FIFA career mode with a bottomless credit card.
Chelsea sign Valentin Barco, continue buying every teenager in sight
Chelsea have signed Argentine left-back Valentin Barco, continuing their high-volume recruitment of young global talent under the Todd Boehly era. The 19-year-old joins a squad already stacked with emerging players, as the club's scattergun transfer approach shows no signs of slowing down.
Source: Chelsea sign Valentin Barco, continue buying every teenager in sight — Chelsea Football Club
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