Spurs treat every pre-season game like a trophy parade—except the parade has a hearse at the front.
Tottenham Lose Pre-Season Opener 2-0 to Hoffenheim
Tottenham Hotspur kicked off pre-season with a 2-0 loss to Bundesliga side Hoffenheim, giving fans a fresh glimpse of the same old nightmares. Manager Ange Postecoglou called it a learning exercise, but for Spurs faithful, every summer friendly is a masterclass in lowered expectations.
Source: Tottenham Lose Pre-Season Opener 2-0 to Hoffenheim — Sky Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 16, 2026.
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